Sh*t my Boyfriend Says

10 06 2011

Ok so I’m really slacking on these posts… But I have a few from this past weekend… or 2 or 3 ago. I’ll warn you now, these are not meant to be taken badly. I swear!!

Number 1. At my friend Em’s wedding the boy and I were sitting with another friend and her hubby, and we kept making fun of whoever it was that was drinking water at the time (since we were all driving back to our houses that night)

J: “We turn beer into water… and water into wine! Winning!”

 

Number 2: and this is my big disclaimer that that this is not meant to be taken the wrong way at all!!! (as we all know there are people out there…)
Anywho we were discussing our future children (for whatever reason) and I’m not sure how we got on the subject, about how I’m hoping our kids don’t take after him right out of the womb (as he’s 6′ 6″) which somehow lead to me mentioning somehow about the baby coming out black

J: “If the baby is black then we ave way bigger issues babe….”
Me: “But there’s African in my family!! Way… way back in my family…”
J: “5 generations back does not count!! We know it wouldn’t take after BOTH of us”
Me” But what about Albinos? They technically don’t take after their parents!!”
J: “Albinoism is a genetic defect!! Blackatism is not!!”

In which case led to a discussion of someone Googleing it…

 

And on a random note… we did our first wedding registry yesterday! And yes I’m well aware that it is 80% entirely too early… Don’t care, I can only put so much stuff off until my sisters wedding at the end of July. OH! And I’m going wedding dress shopping next weekend :) yay!





Christmas Sh!*

24 12 2010

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Tis the season… for crazy stuff flying out of our mouths. This gem is from my friend S, who was talking about shopping (with her young daughters in earshot)

S: “I have to go Ho Ho Ho if you know what I mean”
*S’s hubby chuckles and mentions something about money.
S: “Not Ho Ho Ho street corner! Ho Ho Ho jolly fat guy!!”

lol I thought it was entertainingly fitting :) Merry Christmas everyone! Have a safe, blessed, and fun holiday! If you have any great Sh!* my friends say holiday moments, please share them in the comments. If you have a great moment feel free to email me!





Sh!* my family says

6 12 2010

I realized I missed a week in what I said was going to be weekly… but, there’s just so much stuff out there it’s hard to choose from! That and with the holidays I was stuck with my family… and well.. we all know how that goes.

So let me set the scene for this one a bit… We were on our way to Missouri to see my oldest little brother graduation from the National Guard and be a real soldier :) *cue awesomeness right?!* And by we I mean both parents the youngest brother my younger sister, and both of my grandma’s. We were fortunately in our own little room at a Culvers in goodness-only-knows-where Illinois maybe? I have no idea what really led up to it but it was something along the lines of us arguing about something stupid and then:

Mom: I’m sure I know how you feel…
Me: really?! You have NO idea!
Youngest brother: Dude!! You came out of her! She knows you better than anyone!
*cue the priceless looks on grandmas’ faces*

So proud of my Bubby being in the Army Corps of Engineers :)

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Later the next week as I was driving back to the rents place, me and bf stopped in a Chik-fil-a in Dayton and noticed this headline screaming at us:

“Driver in Car Crash that Killed Mayor Dies in Shooting”
Granted no it’s not a funny story but the headline deserved a very strong wtf?!








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