Bawler – It takes a certain caliber of person to smile all day through someone else’s bodily ejections. Your check-ins at children’s playgrounds & business prove you manage to pull off parenthood without “accidentally” leaving the poopy perpetrator at AYSO practice forever one afternoon, so we’re giving you this badge. PS You have puke on your shoulder.
Categories: Parks, Children’s clothing

Tree Hugger- Congrats Hippie. Your visits to local Parks — along with time spent rolling in the dirt, reading Ferlinghetti, and talking to squirrels – were not entirely pointless. While foraging around your personal oasis, you found a clue to your personal potential: this badge! Peace, man.
Categories: Parks, Boating

Framed – Your magnificence. Ponder it. Your visits to art-related businesses prove you have a sharp eye which rivals that of 50 eagles lurking Monet’s tumblr. You understand that it takes more than having your hands clasped behind your back for people to see that you know what’s up. And people not getting This heart-shattering installation … well, that’s a crime against Humanities.
Categories: Art galleries, Photographers, performing arts and Hungry Panda (“accessories”)

Tool Legit – Let’s take a second to laugh at the idiots trying to put together IKEA furniture with those stupid little tools that come in the bag o nuts. Because that’s not you – your many trips to home improvement businesses prove it. Seriously – can you believe this guy is trying to use a metric wrench on an SAE bolt? Red loc-tite instead of blue. Fer cryin’ out loud. Has the whole world gone screwy?
Categories: Hardware stores, Building supplies (only 4 check-ins!)

Daredevil – You don’t just grab life by the short hairs: you grip, twist and pull like your survival rests on it. Forget Steven Seagal. Your interest in extreme sports & activities means you’re like Steven Ho meets Harry Houdini, playing Russian roulette with Phil Spector’s haircut. Vaya con dios, brah… vaya con dios.
Categories: three check-ins at Great Western Power Company (Gyms) — I have checked into Diving, Boating, Hiking, Skateparks as well as other gyms – none of those got me Daredevil or are even included in the list of qualifying check-ins!

Breakfast Club – what’s that smell? Victory, and waffles.. and possibly your dining pal’s morning breath. Take a good strong whiff, yelper, this is your most important badge of the day.
Categories: Breakfast & Brunch (but shows up as Diner & American Traditional) – Rockridge Cafe (me & Alison) 3 days ago; Rockridge Cafe (followed by Amy, Matt & Alison) – Claremont Diner by Amy & Alison, then me – also shows up

Sharing is Caring – we know they lack your local knowledge, but you let your friends tag along and check in with you. Sharing choice picks out of your black book of recommendations earns you massive Karma points with this badge:
Categories: doesn’t matter, friend checks in close to you

You should go ride the Anderson Ferry after eating at Pompilio’s. And the Observatory is well worth the coordination it takes to plan a trip there on a clear night! I had a bad experience with Southgate House. I guess if the entertainment sucks as it did when I went, you can walk over to the Levee.